LITTER KWITTER

The life story of Doogie is one of me, me, and me. Now you, too, can read with envy about the amazing life of Doogie – sleeping, eating, being pampered, sleeping, messing around, doing his 'business' and sleeping. Did I mention sleeping?

In The Beginning
Doogie came into the world November 3, 2004, and his life has
been a whirlwind ever since. Who would have guessed that
watching “Meet The Fockers” could forever change his life?
Within two weeks of seeing the movie, Doogie’s mum Jo had
invented the Litter Kwitter, the Original World Famous Cat Toilet
Training System, and Doogie was in training for the role of his
young life.

Of course, being a cat Doogie didn't need much coaching or direction, he just realised this was a lot easier than all that litter box business. And so much more dignified. And he got so much more attention. So much more me, me and me, his three favourite things!

An Intimate Portrait:
Like any other famous personality, Doogie has a personal side that few people get to see. But being the spokescat for the Litter Kwitter he also has a very personal side that everyone gets to see! On video!! In every Litter Kwitter box!!! Yet he's learning to come to terms with the 30-minute DVD showing him and the other toilet training graduates going step-by-step through the training system. He recognises that having this training aid in every Litter Kwitter box is the easiest way for people to guide their cats - so they can SEE what to do, not just read about it. But must they see him?!!

But hey, as long as it doesn't interfere with a good snooze! And all that extra praise and attention for eight weeks or so was just grrrrreat!

The Good Things:
Doogie loves the good things in life, and of course deserves every good thing out there. Some of the things he loves the most include:

• Japanese toilets - they have built-in seat heating, self-flushing mechanisms and even music. Wild!
• Treats - like all cats Doogie prefers rewards to punishments. In other words he can be bribed but not blackmailed
• Vegemite on toast with butter – isn’t it grand to be from Australia?
• Posh nosh food – you know, to keep his handsome figure and smooth,
silky coat; must have dry in the morning and wet in the evening

Doogie only drinks fresh water because that is what he truly deserves, not that hours-old stale stuff that sits in a bowl on the floor all day. He prefers Perrier of course, but will settle for Evian if that is the only thing available.

Doogie’s Home Life:
When he is not out travelling the world, greeting his fans and promoting Litter Kwitter, Doogie lives a normal spoilt life. He is of course fussy about his personal appearance and never allows any hairs to be out of place, so his day starts with proper grooming. A warm bath is a wonderful start, but the water must be warm or Doogie is displeased.

After personal grooming comes a day filled with exploration and fun. Perhaps he will run across the tops of books in the library, or maybe snack on insects or lizards between meals. Yes, Doogie likes junk food but only in strict moderation in order to maintain his exceptional good looks.

Fast Facts

Favorite game Pounce. He loves it - he crouches down low, gets in position at the top of the stairs, just out of sight, then when an unsuspecting human comes up.... POUNCE!!! Then with a quick nibble of the ankles and a hasty getaway it's back to first positions for the next one...
Favorite singers Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion because they sound like cats being dragged backward through a fence… not that being dragged through fences is something Doogie considers to be fun. That's more a "dog thing" in his opinion.
Favorite TV shows Oh, there are so many of them! Doogie likes the cooking shows - Rick Stein is a favourite as he has a feline appreciation for fishy things. And Jamie Oliver, of course, due to his cat-like hairstyle and tendency to cook naked. Or something like that. And then there's Nat Geo with all those big cat documentaries chasing gazelles and antelope - it's what Doogie knows he'd be doing too if there weren't so many laps to sleep on....
Most admired culture That would be the ancient Egyptians, of course, because they worshipped cats. What amazing intelligence considering they were only humans!
Dream vacation A trip to Egypt would be a dream come true for Doogie because of his admiration for their ancient culture and his yearning to see how much more handsome he is than the famed Sphinx.
Biggest pet peeve The way most airlines want him to fly in a plastic (yuck!) crate stored in the luggage hold along with the rest of the baggage. How uncivilized! They don't even give him a little toiletry bag or a menu. I mean, how are you supposed to know which meal to choose without a menu?
Second biggest pet peeve Toilet rolls. People just leave them hanging around near the toilet, expecting them to always be there. Any self-respecting cat knows that toilet rolls should be ripped, shredded, and left in tatters at every opportunity! That's what they're for after all, isn't it? There doesn't seem to be any other purpose for them.
Favorite time of year Christmas with its tinsel and chances to knock down the tree! Of course, Doogie likes to be at the top (not so sure about the flashing light though. Where would that go?)
Best modern technology This one is a tie between the iPod and the self-flushing toilet. Doogie loves his music collection, and he also loves to leave the bathroom as he found it. If only he could get his paws onto the button...