as seen on tv
what is the litter kwitter
how it works
 
   

Litter Kwitter is the Original World Famous Cat Toilet Training
System, made famous by Doogie the first Litter Kwitter graduate. Doogie’s mom Jo invented the Litter Kwitter so that Doogie could use a regular toilet instead of a yucky, smelly, messy litter tray –a cat should have some dignity, after all !

Doogie recently took time out from his world tour to answer a
few questions about Litter Kwitter. That interview is posted
here with the kind permission of Doogie and his publicity
management consultant (or his mom Jo as she is known to everyone else):


What is the Litter Kwitter?
What does the Litter Kwitter do?
How does the Litter Kwitter work?

What do I actually get in the box when I buy Litter Kwitter?
What is the Litter Kwitter made from? Can it hold the weight of a big cat?
I have more than one cat. Will I be able to train them all ?
How long will it take to toilet train my cat using the Litter Kwitter?
Come on, how can Litter Kwitter possibly train my kitty to use a human toilet?
Okay, so maybe it works, but why would I want my cat to use the toilet?
What are the advantages of having a toilet trained cat?
How do I get started using Litter Kwitter?
What do you mean by “Ready, Steady, Go!” ?
I’m sold. Litter Kwitter sounds great. How do I get one for my own cool cat?

What is the Litter Kwitter?
Litter Kwitter is the Original World Famous Cat Toilet Training System, made famous by me – ! Cats the world over admire me and want to be just like me, using the toilet instead of a litter box. Click on the movie to the right to find out more.
 
What does the Litter Kwitter do?
Litter Kwitter will gradually teach nearly any cat to perch on the toilet seat (what I affectionately call the Dunny) to…you know…do their business directly into the bowl. All the parents have to do, then, is flush and Voila! No mess, no smell, no yucky clean up required – and that is great regardless of whether you are a regular everyday house cat or a famous spokescat like me.
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paw How does the Litter Kwitter work?
It is ingenious! Litter Kwitter starts next to the toilet with a seat device and a red plastic disk full of litter so your cat knows what it is & where to go to use it.

Then you put it on the porcelain rim of the toilet, so your cat learns to hop up (easy when you’re as nimble as we are).
Once your cat gets the idea that the toilet is where the action is, you can move to the amber disk. It has a hole in the middle and room for some litter around the edges so that your cat can use it but also starts to learn how to perch on the edge of the seat itself.
It doesn’t usually take too long to get the hang of this so then it’s time to use the green disk. It has a bigger hole so that your cat can balance on the seat and go, knowing that everything will end up in the toilet.
Brilliant !!!

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What do I actually get in the box when I buy Litter Kwitter?
Litter Kwitter comes with a universal base plate (a special kind of toilet seat that fits all standard toilets), the three training disks (red, amber and green), a comprehensive instruction booklet plus a 30-minute DVD with step-by-step training directions you can see. In fact, you can see me (oh, the embarrassment!). And it comes with subtitles in English, Japanese, French, German and Dutch for all my cosmopolitan friends!

booklet dvd
Please note: We at Doogie Stuff Pty Ltd are committed to continuous improvement both in product and training. As we learn more we strive to incorporate these learnings into the product so that your experience will be better. As a result the Litter Kwitter you receive may differ from time to time from the pictures you see on this website or on the product packaging.

pawWhat is the Litter Kwitter made from? Can it hold the weight of a big cat?
I don't like the idea of getting wet. And falling into the toilet would have to be the worst way of getting wet that I can think of. So whenever I go near water I like to have a VERY secure footing - I need to feel 100% confident that what I'm jumping on will support all my weight.

hardhat

The Litter kwitter is made from the same material as a Firefighter's Hard Hat - it's about as hard and stiff as plastic can get. It wont bend, flex, crack, split or move no matter how large your cat is. If you had a lion at home (a real one, not a pretend one like me) then it would have no problems using the Litter Kwitter - it's really THAT strong!

I'm a slim and light young thing - but even when I jump up on the Litter Kwitter I land with the weight of a cat more than 3 times my weight. How can this be? Well, scientist friends of mine explained it to me and I pretended to understand... but it's something like when you jump up and down. If you weigh 100lbs and you jump up 6 inches in the air you will land with the weight of 300lbs because you will be travelling downwards due to gravity.

weak plastic

So, if you have a large cat that weighs 20-25lbs (10kg) the Litter Kwitter needs to cope with 60-75lbs (30kg) in weight to support the cat jumping onto it. Fortunately, the Litter Kwitter copes easily with this.

Some other products are made from the same plastic as disposable coffee cups and might not cope so well...

I have more than one cat. Will I be able to train them all ?
The Litter Kwitter can train more than one cat at a time, but you don't want to let it get too crowded up there. It's best to use more than one Litter Kwitter if you're blessed with many cats - you can use them on separate toilets or even place the Litter Kwitter on a tray of water or some similar container (like in the picture).

LK on tray
The key issue with training more than one cat is that they can sometimes progress at very different paces. If you only have one Litter Kwitter we have developed a kit called the MultiKatKit - it's a kit for multiple cats (duh!) which can help more than one cat train at the same pace. It's basically a pack with additional training discs that you use with the Litter Kwitter to smooth out the transitions from one stage to the next to make it easier for all the cats to move on together.
You can find out more by clicking here.
 
How long will it take to toilet train my cat using the Litter Kwitter?
I learned pretty quickly in about two weeks, but then I'm Doogie and my mum invented the Litter Kwitter (and we both lived in the bathroom for a fortnight!). However, most cats figure it out in about 8 weeks or so, as long as you are patient and understanding. If your cat is older (above 8 years) or not litter trained, though, it will probably take a bit longer. They have more bad habits to un-learn. Our oldest successfully trained cat so far is Oscar who started when he was 12 years old! And that's not to mention Lucky the 3-legged cat who overcame some obvious issues to become a Litter Kwitter graduate!
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Come on, how can Litter Kwitter possibly train my kitty to use a human toilet?
I know what you're thinking - it's just a gimmick, cats hate water, they'll fall in. Oh ye of little faith. But it is hard to imagine, which is why my mom Jo puts a training DVD in every box so you can see what to do, how to do it, and what your cat should look like while they're learning.

But it's not magic - it's science. You have to understand that when me & my friends bury our waste in the litter what we're trying to do is hide the smell of it from predators. In the wild, this behaviour was necessary for survival. And you know, we're all just wild animals waiting to pounce (ah, Pounce, my favourite game).

So, what the Litter Kwitter does is slowly modify the cat's behaviour until he or she 'does their business' into the toilet and discovers that the water in the toilet pan hides the smell much better than litter. And then the cat's happy - and so is everyone else in the house! This is the understanding behind the science of the Litter Kwitter developed with PhD animal behaviorists (and me, of course!).

What about cats hating water & falling in? Well, think about this - have you ever seen a cat walking on a roof, or along a narrow ledge somewhere? Ever seen one fall off? No, I didn't think so. And cats like water if they're drinking it... or going to the toilet in it... they just don't like jumping in. And who's asking them to?

Okay, so maybe it works, but why would I want my cat to use the toilet?
Oh you humans…..constantly questioning, exploring, and wondering why, why, why! If you were smart like a cat you would just use your nose and immediately understand why – a litter box stinks! And that means Germs. And Mess. And therefore, hassle! Besides the aromatic advantages, I know for a fact that most pet welfare agencies recommend that your cat be kept indoors, not outdoors, (especially at night) and that means you have to respect their toilet rights and help them do their business with dignity.
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What are the advantages of having a toilet trained cat?
You might as well ask "what is the advantage of a toilet trained human?". I know cats look different but their bodies work the same way as humans in the 'Yum to Yuk' process: they eat (yum!), they get energy from digesting the food (to be able to claw the furniture & chase the balls of paper), and they deposit the waste (yuk!)
Toilets are designed to deal with the waste better than any other device in the house (and definitely better than plastic trays on the floor in the laundry room).

Still not convinced? Think about this: cats use the litter tray, bury the waste (by treading in it) then tread around your home on benchtops, beds, laps and rugs. Yuk! A toilet trained cat treads on a clean toilet seat (it is clean, I hope!), deposits their waste in the water, then treads around your home with clean paws: no more mess, no more germs, no more smells, no more hassle. Enough said.

How do I get started using Litter Kwitter?
Read the directions and watch the step-by-step training DVD, silly. It'll be the best 30 minutes you ever spent, not least because it stars moi ! Then make sure to take away all of the other litter trays from the house. Cats are smart (geniuses, in fact) but we are also creatures of habit so you need to make the Litter Kwitter is the only option around. Show your cat where it is (we may be geniuses but we’re not immune from occasionally becoming confused) and help them up onto the seat so that they know it is safe. Keep the Litter Kwitter disk really clean so it is always ready to go when they are, but don’t use an ammonia-based cleaner because that can make it smell like urine to a cat’s exceptionally sensitive nose.
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What do you mean by “Ready, Steady, Go!” ?
Do you like that one? I came up with it myself, I’m not only smart, handsome and famous, but I’m really witty and clever, too. Ready, Steady, Go! is my amusing and easy to remember shorthand for the three Litter Kwitter training steps. The red disk gets your cat ready to use the toilet, the amber disk teaches your cat to be steady on the seat, and the green disk lets him or her go directly in the toilet. Isn’t that great? Sometimes I amaze even myself! My buddy Moses lives next door and I took these photos of him using Litter Kwitter (it's hard to press the button with my paws, though)

ready steady go

I’m sold. Litter Kwitter sounds great. How do I get one for my own cool cat?
Well of course you’re sold on Litter Kwitter! I am the best spokescat ever, and once you understand how it works and what the benefits are, it all makes so much sense. You can get Litter Kwitter right here on this web site. Just click on the 'BUY NOW' button below to place your order for immediate shipment. Or you can look in our 'Pet Shop' section to see if it's stocked in a retailer near you.
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